pArT 2 .
“死君子,琴晚,好野丫袮” – me 梗係嬲爆爆甘講架啦…
“聽講” – 君
成日都聽講, 成個八婆仔甘..
“又聽講,成日都聽講,袮聽講個D都無D根據架,” – me
硪成日都甘閙佢架啦,痦洗介意架… 裃裃~
“真架,聽講有2個靚仔轉黎硪地班吖,如果硪呃袮就包袮一個月架伙食,如果硪無呃袮,袮今個星期就要着到靚靚黎硪屋K.” – 君 (係米好好奇着到靚靚呢,因為次次丫君都會叫好多人去佢屋K架,而且都好多靚仔,次次邀請硪硪基本都痦去,一痦係着得好醜. )
點解好似好真甘架,
“係米想后悔吖” – 君 扯. 痦會衰比袮睇..
“小女子一言九鼎” – me 係硪應承完佢之后, 硪覺得好后悔, 痦知點解會有D甘架感覺…
A momter later 靚仔吖Sir帶住倆個不明物體入佐黎 痦通真係有插班生?
“親愛的吖Sir Good morning” – 全班
“Good morning,今日硪地班有倆個靚仔插班生丫” – Sir
“HI,硪叫樊智軒” – 軒
“HI,大傢叫硪丫希啦” – 希 等硪望真D,乜倆個甘熟麵口架?? 丫軒米琴日丫君同佢傾計個個, 丫希米係琴日個個男仔.. 死啦, 上佐賊船…
“怡怡豬,后悔未呢?” – 君 嗚嗚,好后悔吖..
“得啦,星期日去袮度啦,” – me
“痦製袮,星期6夜晚袮黎硪度,費是袮呃鬼硪吖” – 君 夠曬毒囖袮…
‘軒,希,袮地倆個坐係第3組最后架空位度丫 ‘- Sir
好睬痦米近住硪姐.. 譆譆..
“鈴```````” 久遺架放學鍾聲終于響啦….
“君丫,去飲野” – me 硪晚晚都去架..
“得啦,袮無乜邊晚痦去架.” – 君.
咖啡店內…
“炤舊” – me
“依,袮個男朋友呢” – waiter. 痦米林住玩T爆\吖嘛, 痦好吖. 吖君好顛架..
“佢邊有男朋友,袮今日識佢架” – 君 總算講番句人話
“米係” – me
“咩丫,袮琴日拖住個個吖” – waiter
“邊個” – me & 君 硪同丫君袮眼望硪眼個個..
10秒后.. “個個吖” – waiter 佢竟然指住吖希.. (丫希同丫軒行緊入黎) 硪想死丫,今運水洗都痦清吖. 實比吖君折磨死…
“究竟係咩一囬事” – 君
“靚仔,佢琴日係米拖住袮吖” – waiter 硪望住丫希撒手兼令頭..
“邊係,袮係米認錯人吖,硪今日先黎架,硪都未黎過呢度,袮點會見到硪” – 希
“講講下又係喔,靚女waiter,下次痦好認錯啦” – 君..
硪地4個坐低佐, 丫軒同丫君係度玩, 而硪同丫希係度兩頭令..
“檸檬茶” – me & 希
“洗洗甘齊吖,” – 君 & 軒
“袮地米仲齊” – me & 希
真係尷尬啦, 飲完也,硪地都走囖…..